EA showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 17,587. Up up and away right? He rocked out to Battlefield Bad Co. 2, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...

EA showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 17,587. He made some progress on Battlefield Bad Co. 2, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?

EA is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 17,587. Not too shabby! He rocked out to Battlefield Bad Co. 2, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: EA played 6 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 110 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 4 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, I think EA's favorite game last week was Battlefield Bad Co. 2. He played it on 6 of the days. And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 17,587?

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but EA was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 17,572 points. That is an improvement of 15 points over last time! He played Battlefield Bad Co. 2 picking up 1 achievement, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...

EA held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 17,557 is lighting the way. That is a gain of 45 points over last time! He rallied Battlefield Bad Co. 2 acquiring 2 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...

EA is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 17,512 gamer score! He rocked out to Battlefield Bad Co. 2, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.

EA needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 17,512. He rallied Battlefield Bad Co. 2, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.

Oh man, EA was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 17,512 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He rocked out to Battlefield Bad Co. 2, and then EA developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...