"Due to the exceedingly high number of pre-orders we have taken so far,
our systems may incorrectly indicate a ship date for your order far
out in the future.

We wanted to reassure you that your order is being processed, and our
fulfillment centers and carriers are working to ensure that your order
is delivered as close as possible to the release date (January 16th).
We hope you enjoy your order!"

Yuck!