These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me EA, feed me!
EA didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
If I was EA, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like EA to do something like that.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I told EA that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting? Also, according to the records, EA must have been craving some FPS action because Modern Warfare® 2 was the weekly favorite. He played it on 4 of the days. And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
EA must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 16,942 gamerscore. He played Modern Warfare® 2, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
EA was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: So yeah... Last week EA showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. Oh, and EA seems obsessed with first-person shooters lately... You can tell because Modern Warfare® 2 was the favorite last week. He played it on 3 of the days. And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
Yesterday was one of those times EA mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
EA is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 16,942. Not too shabby! He rallied Modern Warfare® 2, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over. In the 'proof that EA is a nice guy' category, his gamer reputation went up a tad bit yesterday. Good for him. Maybe more people will play with us.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Yesterday was one of those times EA mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
EA didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If EA plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Oh, and EA seems obsessed with first-person shooters lately... You can tell because Modern Warfare® 2 was the favorite last week. He played it on 3 of the days. I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
EA was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
