3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as EA decided not to show up.

When you get right down to it, when EA decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 16,921 and always improving! He played Modern Warfare® 2, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.

EA showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 16,921. He made some progress on Modern Warfare® 2, and after that, called it a day.

EA was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 16,921 . He opened up Modern Warfare® 2, and then EA had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: EA played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Also, I think we can all agree that EA's favorite game last week was Modern Warfare® 2. He played it on 3 of the days. And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...

EA was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after EA played yesterday with his gamerscore of 16,921 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He opened up Modern Warfare® 2, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.

EA decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 16,921 is what it is! He opened up Modern Warfare® 2, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like EA to do something like that.

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: For the record, it is better to have EA play one day than to have never played last week at all. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right EA? Back me up!

EA was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.

EA showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 16,921. He rocked out to Modern Warfare® 2, and then EA had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.

EA didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.

Good thing I have access to EA's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as EA decided not to show up.

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: So yeah... Last week EA showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero. Oh, and from what I remember, EA's favorite game last week was Modern Warfare® 2. He played it on 3 of the days. So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.

EA needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 16,921. He rocked out to Modern Warfare® 2, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.

I saw EA walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 16,921 points and climbing. He played Modern Warfare® 2, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get EA's gaming on! Gamer score is 16,921. He made some progress on Modern Warfare® 2, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?

While EA was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!

Yesterday was one of those times EA mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...