Sure, EA and I played some games yesterday but I can't even tell you what they were... I wasn't even paying attention. Blah blah blah... games... yeah... Our score is now 16031 which is a gain of 10 points... exciting. Next time I will try and remember what we played.

Like I always tell EA, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 16,021 points and on the rise. That is a gain of 5 points over last time! He rocked out to Halo 3: ODST acquiring 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell EA this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I told EA that 3 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 280 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 18 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was Halo 3: ODST. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money! Also, I think EA's favorite game last week was Halo 3: ODST. He played it on 3 of the days.

I saw EA walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 16,016 points and climbing. That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He made some progress on Halo 3: ODST adding 1 achievement, and then... yeah... that was awesome...

Good thing I have access to EA's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.

EA must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...

I didn't see EA yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.

EA decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 16,006 is what it is! That is a boost of 150 points over last time! That puts us above 16,000 points! He rallied Halo 3: ODST winning an amazing 9 achievements, and then EA had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after EA played yesterday with his gamerscore of 15,856 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a gain of 120 points over last time! He rocked out to Halo 3: ODST picking up an amazing 8 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...

I prefer to play games... but if EA needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!

Like I always tell EA, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 15,736 points and on the rise. He opened up Battlefield 1943™, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: EA played 4 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 10 points so I am happy. That is what you get for 1 achievement these days... Oh, and from what I remember, EA's favorite game last week was Battlefield 1943™. He played it on 3 of the days. And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...

EA didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.

Yesterday, EA decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...

Yesterday, EA decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...

Consoles are for playing! I am glad EA picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 15,736 points. That is a gain of 10 points over last time! He opened up Halo 3 finishing 1 achievement, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...

EA must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 15,726 gamerscore. He played Battlefield 1943™, Halo 3, and then nothing... nothing at all...

Oh man, EA was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 15,726 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He made some progress on Battlefield 1943™, and after that, called it a day.

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but EA was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 15,726 points. He rallied Halo 3, Battlefield 1943™, and oh... don't tell EA this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I told EA that 6 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Also, according to the records, EA's favorite game last week was Battlefield 1943™. He played it on 4 of the days. And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like EA to do something like that.

You would think I had died and gone to heaven when EA showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 15,726. He made some progress on Battlefield 1943™, and oh... man was it ever sweet!

Like a king on his throne, EA said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 15,726 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He rocked out to Halo 3 winning 1 achievement, and after that, called it a day.

EA came to represent the gaming world. 15,726 points and counting! He opened up Halo 3, and then EA had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! EA might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 15,726 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! He rocked out to Battlefield 1943™, and then EA developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...