EA showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 15,571. Up up and away right? That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He rallied Battlefield 1943™ acquiring 2 achievements, Call of Duty: WaW winning 1 achievement, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: You can't ask for a better week than when EA shows up to play Seven days in a row!! We added 370 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 19 achievements were worth it I guess! Oh, and from what I remember, EA's favorite game last week was Battlefield 1943™. He played it on 7 of the days. So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
I heard someone tell EA to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 15,541 points. That is an increase of 30 points over last time! He opened up Call of Duty: WaW, Halo 3, Battlefield 1943™ finishing 2 achievements, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude. BTW, I have a special secret to share... ready?
EA showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 15,441. Up up and away right? That is a boost of 90 points over last time! He rocked out to Battlefield 1943™ gaining 2 achievements, Call of Duty: WaW finishing 2 achievements, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
I told EA 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 15,351 is in our back pocket. That is a gain of 30 points over last time! He played Halo 3, Battlefield 1943™ winning 2 achievements, and then EA went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with EA. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 15,321. That is an improvement of 120 points over last time! He rallied Halo 3, Battlefield 1943™ adding 3 achievements, Call of Duty: WaW adding 2 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I told EA that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore jumped 35 points which was nice. Getting 2 achievements has that effect. Also, I think we can all agree that EA was a FPS junkie last week playing a ton of Call of Duty: WaW. He played it on 4 of the days. So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when EA hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 15,191. That is a boost of 25 points over last time! He rallied Halo 3 adding 1 achievement, Call of Duty: WaW, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as EA decided not to show up.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: So yeah... Last week EA showed up 5 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting? Also, I think we can all agree that EA was a FPS junkie last week playing a ton of Halo 3. He played it on 5 of the days. And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
I prefer to play games... but if EA needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 17,587?