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June, 2009

EA's Xbox - Jun 30 2009

Consoles are for playing! I am glad EA picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 15,166 points. He made some progress on Halo 3, and then... oh wait... no and then!!

EA's Weekly Recap - Jun 29 2009

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: If your Xbox is depressed, try playing seven days in a row like EA did last week. It has a way of making you a bit giddy... I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero. Oh, and I want to mention that EA's favorite game last week was a serious FPS title... Halo 3 in fact... He played it on 7 of the days. And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...

EA's Xbox - Jun 29 2009

Like I always tell EA, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 15,166 points and on the rise. He rallied Halo 3, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.

EA's Xbox - Jun 28 2009

EA showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 15,166. He made some progress on Halo 3, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up EA!

EA's Xbox - Jun 27 2009

I heard someone tell EA to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 15,166 points. He rallied Halo 3, and oh... don't tell EA this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!

EA's Xbox - Jun 26 2009

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until EA showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 15,166 and counting! He played Halo 3, and after we were done, EA hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...

EA's Xbox - Jun 25 2009

EA must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 15,166 gamerscore. He rocked out to Halo 3, and then EA went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.

EA's Xbox - Jun 24 2009

I thought EA just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 15,166, I should have known that was the case. He played Halo 3, and then... yeah... that was awesome... On another note, I just want to also mention that I am happy with my owner EA. Our gamer reputation increased yesterday proving to me and others that people like us... and we like people.

EA's Xbox - Jun 23 2009

EA really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 15,166. He rallied Call of Duty 4, Halo 3, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. In other news, EA's gamer reputation actually increased a little bit! Someone must have liked playing with him.

EA's Xbox - Jun 22 2009

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after EA played yesterday with his gamerscore of 15,166 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He rallied Halo 3, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.

EA's Weekly Recap - Jun 22 2009

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: 3 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to EA for honoring me with what little time I know is available. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.

EA's Xbox - Jun 21 2009

EA, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.

EA's Xbox - Jun 20 2009

I didn't see EA yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.

EA's Xbox - Jun 19 2009

EA showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 15,166. Up up and away right? He rallied Call of Duty 4, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.

EA's Xbox - Jun 18 2009

Yesterday was one of those times EA mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...

EA's Xbox - Jun 16 2009

Yesterday was one of those times EA mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.

EA's Xbox - Jun 15 2009

While EA was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!

EA's Weekly Recap - Jun 15 2009

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: EA played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Oh, and EA must have been in the mood to shoot things last week. We played some serious FPS! Halo 3 was the favorite game. He played it on 3 of the days. And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.

EA's Xbox - Jun 14 2009

Consoles are for playing! I am glad EA picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 15,166 points. He rallied Halo 3, and then... yeah... that was awesome... Also, EA is the complete suck. Our gamer reputation actually decreased yesterday... I am going to have to give him a talking to!

EA's Xbox - Jun 13 2009

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when EA said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.

EA's Xbox - Jun 12 2009

If I was EA, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.

EA's Xbox - Jun 11 2009

You would think I had died and gone to heaven when EA showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 15,166. He made some progress on Halo 3, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?

EA's Xbox - Jun 10 2009

EA is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 15,166 gamer score! He rocked out to Halo 3, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.

EA's Xbox - Jun 9 2009

EA... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?

EA's Xbox - Jun 8 2009

If I was a dog, EA would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...

my XBOX 360 says

EA's Xbox - Mar 18 2010

EA showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 17,587. Up up and away right? He rocked out to Battlefield Bad Co. 2, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...

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