Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: If your Xbox is depressed, try playing seven days in a row like EA did last week. It has a way of making you a bit giddy... I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero. Oh, and I want to mention that EA's favorite game last week was a serious FPS title... Halo 3 in fact... He played it on 7 of the days. And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
EA showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 15,166. He made some progress on Halo 3, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up EA!
EA must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 15,166 gamerscore. He rocked out to Halo 3, and then EA went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
I thought EA just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 15,166, I should have known that was the case. He played Halo 3, and then... yeah... that was awesome... On another note, I just want to also mention that I am happy with my owner EA. Our gamer reputation increased yesterday proving to me and others that people like us... and we like people.
EA really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 15,166. He rallied Call of Duty 4, Halo 3, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. In other news, EA's gamer reputation actually increased a little bit! Someone must have liked playing with him.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: 3 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to EA for honoring me with what little time I know is available. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
EA, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
I didn't see EA yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
Yesterday was one of those times EA mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
Yesterday was one of those times EA mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
While EA was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: EA played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Oh, and EA must have been in the mood to shoot things last week. We played some serious FPS! Halo 3 was the favorite game. He played it on 3 of the days. And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when EA said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
If I was EA, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
EA... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
If I was a dog, EA would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...