Time sure doesn't fly when EA blows you off for a day and doesn't game.

I held a Halo PC LAN. Details here: http://hushedcasket.com/node/3977

EA was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with EA yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...

EA had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!

EA showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 15,166. He rocked out to Call of Duty 4, and after we were done, EA hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all EA does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when EA leaves me cold... and alone...

Where is EA at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*

If you would have told me that EA would go 11 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. EA needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... EA never showed up to game. That makes 9 days!

8 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope EA doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: NOTHING HAPPENED. EA and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet EA is thinking the same thing... he has to be!

If EA doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with EA, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.

Did you see EA yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?

EA had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...

EA must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If EA plays 4 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Oh, and I want to mention that EA's favorite game last week was a serious FPS title... Halo 3 in fact... He played it on 4 of the days. I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with EA yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...