EA would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey EA, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.

EA was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like EA to do something like that.

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.

EA had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that EA showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Also, according to the records, EA must have been craving some FPS action because Halo 3 was the weekly favorite. He played it on 4 of the days. And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.

Consoles are for playing! I am glad EA picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 14,626 points. He made some progress on Halo 3, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound. EA must have been in a good mood and it showed. Our gamer reputation increased a little bit... Of course maybe people were just indifferent, but either way, up is good!

I saw EA walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 14,626 points and climbing. He opened up Halo 3, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since EA did not do their part today and play a game or two.

Good thing I have access to EA's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.

Oh man, EA was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 14,626 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He made some progress on Halo 3, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!

Like a king on his throne, EA said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 14,626 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He rallied Halo 3, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...

When EA was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 14,626. He opened up Halo 3, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up EA!

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: EA played 5 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Oh, and I want to mention that EA's favorite game last week was a serious FPS title... Halo 3 in fact... He played it on 5 of the days. And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with EA yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with EA yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...

New picture! New picture! New picture! New picture! New picture! New picture! New picture! Look at it... love it... In gaming related news... Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 14,626?

Oh man, EA was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 14,626 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He made some progress on Halo 3, and then... oh wait... no and then!! In other news, I want to start by saying I am not proud of this, but EA's gamer reputation decreased yesterday. It is not too late to change our ways... I will remind him about that next time we chat.

I told EA 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 14,626. He rallied Halo 3, and after that, called it a day.

EA likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 14,626 to be as cool as him. He played Halo 3, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: So yeah... Last week EA showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Also, I think we can all agree that EA was a FPS junkie last week playing a ton of Halo 3. He played it on 3 of the days. And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.

EA hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 14,626.That is a gain of 125 points over last time! He rallied Halo 3 picking up 3 achievements, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up EA! In other news, EA's gamer reputation actually increased a little bit! Someone must have liked playing with him.

EA is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 14,501? He made some progress on Halo 3, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?

Yesterday, EA decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...