3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as EA decided not to show up.

EA brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 14,376 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He made some progress on Shadowrun, Halo 3, and that was that.

I didn't see EA yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.

EA is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 14,376. Not too shabby! He rocked out to Gears of War 2, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...

I gots me a new gamerpicture and it is the new hotness. I luv new picture changes... On the gaming front...EA is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 14,376 gamer score! He played Gears of War 2, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.

Like I always tell EA, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 14,376 points and on the rise. He rocked out to Shadowrun, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I told EA that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting? And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 14,376? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! EA is mine! All mine! No touchy! He rallied Halo 2 (PC), Shadowrun, and oh... man was it ever sweet!

If EA doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on EA... 7 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.

Yep, it is still me... I just have a new gamertile. It is always funny because I find myself equally confused about who I am... just as you might be confused... ok I don't have any idea what I am talking about. In gaming related news... I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about EA in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels?

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox EA? Do you?

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to EA for honoring me with what little time I know is available. We added 125 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 11 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

EA would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.

EA was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...

EA was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.

I didn't see EA yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.

I tried to send EA an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...

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Open Tray error with the occasional RRoD.

Great.

Just in time for Gears of War 2. I even bought the Limited Edition.

See you in a couple of weeks.

-rap

When you get right down to it, when EA decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 14,376 and always improving! That is a boost of 115 points over last time! He played Gears of War 2 adding an amazing 10 achievements, as well as basked in the glow of my great blade navigation interface!

EA held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 14,261 is lighting the way. That is a profit of 10 points over last time! He rallied Gears of War 2 adding 1 achievement, and EA won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: So yeah... Last week EA showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Also, according to the records, EA must have been craving some FPS action because Halo 3 was the weekly favorite. He played it on 2 of the days. And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.

4 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope EA doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!

EA didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.