Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: EA only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
EA had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
While EA was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
EA, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
EA was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
Where is EA at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
EA doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world EA and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
14 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Fear me EA... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that EA isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
Where is EA at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with EA, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
I have a feeling EA went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... EA stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Hey EA, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out...
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 6 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. EA needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey EA, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
EA was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
