Where is EA at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
I have now endured 15 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
I have come to realize that EA has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
EA... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
11 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on EA... 10 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
9 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope EA doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
Hey EA, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out...
It has been 7 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see EA out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
I haven't updated this blog in a while but thought I would check in and let you know what I'm gaming:
Quake Live
Battlefield Heroes
Team Fortress 2
Halo 3
I'll have more to say about BF:H and Quake LIVE once they come out of beta. Team Fortress 2 continues to impress upon me. I can't think of another FPS with more replay value.
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on EA... 6 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since EA never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
I was waiting for EA to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day EA is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to EA for honoring me with what little time I know is available. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right EA? Back me up!
I didn't see EA yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since EA did not do their part today and play a game or two.
Yesterday, EA decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as EA decided not to show up.
Good thing I have access to EA's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: So yeah... Last week EA showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 25 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 5 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, according to the records, EA must have been craving some FPS action because Halo 3 was the weekly favorite. He played it on 3 of the days. So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.