Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: So yeah... Last week EA showed up 6 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting? Oh, and EA seems obsessed with first-person shooters lately... You can tell because Call of Duty 4 was the favorite last week. He played it on 5 of the days. And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
EA hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 14,206.He rocked out to Halo 3, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games. In the 'proof that EA is a nice guy' category, his gamer reputation went up a tad bit yesterday. Good for him. Maybe more people will play with us.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that EA showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting? Oh, and I want to mention that EA's favorite game last week was a serious FPS title... Halo 3 in fact... He played it on 4 of the days. So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
I prefer to play games... but if EA needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
EA, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
I heard someone tell EA to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 14,206 points. He opened up Halo 3, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. On another note, I just want to also mention that I am happy with my owner EA. Our gamer reputation increased yesterday proving to me and others that people like us... and we like people.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If EA plays 4 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Also, I think we can all agree that EA was a FPS junkie last week playing a ton of Halo 3. He played it on 4 of the days. So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Wow... EA must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Yesterday was one of those times EA mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
EA must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 14,206 gamerscore. He opened up Halo 3, and then EA went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
Time sure doesn't fly when EA blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since EA never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
I have come to realize that EA has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!