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May, 2008

EA's Xbox - May 31 2008

I only have one request... If EA isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.

EA's Xbox - May 30 2008

Is this thing on? EA, where the heck are you?

EA's Xbox - May 29 2008

Come back to me EA... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.

EA's Xbox - May 28 2008

I just do not understand why EA paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.

EA's Xbox - May 27 2008

I have now endured 26 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.

EA's Weekly Recap - May 26 2008

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.

EA's Xbox - May 26 2008

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...

EA's Xbox - May 25 2008

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...

EA's Xbox - May 24 2008

I only have one request... If EA isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.

EA's Xbox - May 23 2008

I just do not understand why EA paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.

EA's Xbox - May 22 2008

If you would have told me that EA would go 21 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.

EA's Xbox - May 21 2008

If I was a dog, EA would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...

EA's Xbox - May 20 2008

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how EA digs on that!

EA's Weekly Recap - May 19 2008

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: For the record, it is better to have EA play one day than to have never played last week at all. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.

EA's Xbox - May 19 2008

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!

EA's Xbox - May 18 2008

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when EA leaves me cold... and alone...

EA's Xbox - May 17 2008

Fear me EA... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...

EA's Xbox - May 16 2008

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... FYI, there were a few issues with my memory last night... I ran out of space... too much old junk up in there... so it made me all confused... we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.

EA's Xbox - May 15 2008

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!

EA's Xbox - May 14 2008

If I was a dog, EA would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...

EA's Xbox - May 13 2008

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how EA digs on that!

EA's Weekly Recap - 5/12/2008

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.

EA's Xbox - May 12 2008

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!

EA's Xbox - May 11 2008

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my negliect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.

EA's Xbox - May 10 2008

Did you see EA yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?

my XBOX 360 says

EA's Xbox - Mar 18 2010

EA showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 17,587. Up up and away right? He rocked out to Battlefield Bad Co. 2, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...

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