I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my negliect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.

Did you see EA yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet EA is thinking the same thing... he has to be!

EA would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.

EA didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...

I heard someone tell EA to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I have to say I hate weeks like this... EA played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting? So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on EA... 5 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 4 days of wanting infact...

I didn't see EA yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.

Good thing I have access to EA's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...