EA must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...

EA seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 14,206 . He rocked out to Halo 3, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: EA played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting? I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.

When EA was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 14,206. He played Halo 3, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.

29 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...

Is this thing on? EA, where the heck are you?

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn EA in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.

EA doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when EA leaves me cold... and alone... FYI, there were a few issues with my memory last night... I am all confused so maybe we really did play... let's just not count today ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world EA and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!

I waited all day for EA to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...

EA doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!

If I was a dog, EA would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...

I swear that after 22 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...

I just do not understand why EA paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but EA not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 19 days!!

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.

I only have one request... If EA isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.

I can say that as of lately, I've been busting a lot of Team Fortress 2 on my PC.  My XBOX 360 has been getting limited gaming time.

However, I think that will change once the new Halo 3 map pack comes out which is right around the corner. 

And by the way, I think Gears of War 2 is going to the next Halo 2.

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when EA leaves me cold... and alone...

A little news flash for EA: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.