It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: Other weeks I might complain, but having EA only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 4 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
EA was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
I tried to send EA an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
Good thing I have access to EA's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right EA? Back me up!
A little news flash for EA: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
EA doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. EA is the only one that can give me what I need!
My 360 arrived it the mail on Tuesday. I still haven't played it.
I've been spending my time playing on Steam - mainly Team Fortress 2.
Here's a really good Soldier video from a skilled player:
Hey EA, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. EA is the only one that can give me what I need!
I waited all day for EA to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
EA doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
A little news flash for EA: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
What's the deal Microsoft? You still haven't returned my XBOX 360.
Oh well. Thank goodness for Steam.
I'm not looking forward to playing on such a closed system once I get my 360 back.
Is this thing on? EA, where the heck are you?
Is this thing on? EA, where the heck are you?
A little news flash for EA: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my negliect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Is this thing on? EA, where the heck are you?