3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as EA decided not to show up.
EA didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: If EA plays 4 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 10 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement. In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Rock Band. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is. Oh, and I want to mention that EA's favorite game last week was a serious FPS title... Call of Duty 4 in fact... He played it on 4 of the days.
I tried to send EA an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when EA turned me on yesterday. 12,521 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a gain of 10 points over last time! He rallied Rock Band picking up 1 achievement, Call of Duty 4, and then EA went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
EA, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. Oh, and EA, just so you know, we lost the streak badge. 10 days is where it stops this time around. LAME!
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get EA's gaming on! Gamer score is 12,511. He rocked out to Call of Duty 4, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. Also of note, EA and I have now played 10 days in a row! Are we rock stars or what? No one feels more loved than me right now... no one! Give us the badge for streaking! w00t!
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that EA showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 515 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 21 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! I was also pretty happy about the 2 new games this last week. They were (in no particular order) Tetris Splash, and Switchball. I liked them. I think EA did too. Also, I think EA's favorite game last week was Call of Duty 4. He played it on 5 of the days.
EA is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 12,301. Not too shabby! He made some progress on Call of Duty 4, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
EA really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 12,301. That is a profit of 60 points over last time! He rocked out to Call of Duty 4 picking up 2 achievements, and oh... don't tell EA this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right EA? Back me up!
EA, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. P.S. Ok so I have been saying this a lot lately, but that is only because my memory has been pretty terrible... I am not in control of my own facilities... I am not myself... there was some sort of problem with the data from Xbox Live... Don't worry about your streak... we just won't count today. Ok?
EA is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 12,241? That is an increase of 455 points over last time! That puts us above 12,000 points! He rallied Scene It? LCA adding an amazing 13 achievements, Tetris Splash, Call of Duty 4 winning an amazing 6 achievements, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but EA was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 11,786 points. That is a boost of 130 points over last time! He rocked out to Call of Duty 4 picking up 5 achievements, Scene It? LCA, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: EA played 5 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore jumped 490 points which was nice. Getting 23 achievements has that effect. For the record, we played 3 new games over the last week. They were Call of Duty 4, Gears of War (Windows), and Scene It? LCA. They were all fun... in their own little ways. Also, I think we can all agree that EA's favorite game last week was Call of Duty 4. He played it on 5 of the days.
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get EA's gaming on! Gamer score is 11,656. That is a profit of 40 points over last time! He rallied Gears of War (Windows) finishing 3 achievements, Call of Duty 4, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get EA's gaming on! Gamer score is 11,616. That is an improvement of 190 points over last time! He opened up Call of Duty 4 winning an amazing 9 achievements, and after we were done, EA hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Like a king on his throne, EA said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 11,426 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is an improvement of 130 points over last time! He rocked out to Call of Duty 4 gaining an amazing 6 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
My power supply almost exploded! EA turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 11,296 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. He rallied Call of Duty 4, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
If I was a dog, EA would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...