I prefer to play games... but if EA needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: EA only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.

Wow... EA must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: EA only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.

If EA was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...

Consoles are for playing! I am glad EA picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 11,286 points. He played Halo 3, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what EA is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!

Wow... EA must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow EA? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: EA playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...

EA is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 11,286? He opened up Halo 3, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over. I also want to bring up that there are good gamers, and there are bad gamers. I hope it was a misunderstanding, but EA's gamer reputation went down a little bit yesterday. Hopefully this is not the start of something evil.

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what EA is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!

I was waiting for EA to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day EA is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet EA is thinking the same thing... he has to be!

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox EA? Do you?

Where do these people come?

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 5 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet EA is thinking the same thing... he has to be!

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: EA played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 230 points so I am happy. Yay for 4 achievements! w00t! Also, by my expert calculations, EA's favorite game last week was Halo 2 (PC). He played it on 2 of the days. And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.

EA was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.

Yesterday was one of those times EA mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...

While EA was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!