Is this thing on? EA, where the heck are you?

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but EA not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 20 days!!

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.

I have come to realize that EA has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!

18 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy work EA and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!

The initial community of beta testers was rock solid. Everyone was very vocal, mature, and articulate.

And then the flood gates were opened to a ton of other testers. Let's hope this guy takes the "fall" soon. What he was doing in-game to me was worse.

I've uploaded some of my carnage reports to my Flickr account.

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn EA in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!

EA... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?

If I was a dog, EA would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...

EA doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. EA is the only one that can give me what I need!

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought EA might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...

I have now endured 11 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.

EA would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!

If EA doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on EA... 7 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!

Big news today for me. HALO 2 for Vista, a game that I've been waiting on for a long time, finally has a release date. May 8th H2V is released along with the Games for Windows - Live service.

Also, Shadowrun has a launch window of June 2007. This game will be the first to allow console gamers and Vista gamers to play in the same game together.

Yippie.

It's now time to start buying computer parts for my new gaming rig. I think of going with the soon to be released ATi DX10 cards and some kind of Core 2 Duo processor.

Pre-order HALO 2 for Vista

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with EA, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.

Time sure doesn't fly when EA blows you off for a day and doesn't game.

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.